http://are.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Are en Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:28:40 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2021782 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland Reporting - Scientists from around the world convened at the University of Zurich today to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge but out of sheer hatred for the little rodents. Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:28:40 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2021782satireactuallymostscientistsArerodentsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2005297 unknown@Netscape.com Odd bug-like creatures harass each other with crude sounds and deplorable behavior. Wed, 23 May 2007 21:36:32 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2005297fartnoisesArealwaysfunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1886608 unknown@Netscape.com Gas prices vary widely across the USA. There are several reasons for the disparity, including competition, taxes, gasoline blends, distance from refineries and even land values. Nationwide, the average price for regular gasoline on Friday was $3.042 per gallon, up fractionally from the previous day, according to motorist club AAA. Mon, 14 May 2007 19:24:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1886608gaswhatyoupayDependsWhereAreNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1803375 unknown@Netscape.com The invasion of Iraq was launched four years ago with a "shock and awe" display of American military might. As bombs fell, Baghdad's skyline lit up. Today, United States taxpayers are faced with a bill for the war that could also inspire shock and awe. Through Sunday, the war's cost was $423 billion, according to an online cost mete Tue, 08 May 2007 10:14:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1803375AreiraqwarcostsspinningOutofcontrolNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1718043 unknown@Netscape.com Witness the birth cycle of the rare trans-Saharan European Shpongle! Thu, 03 May 2007 12:18:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1718043ShponglesAreendangeredpleasesaveTheNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1661343 unknown@Netscape.com On a lark, I yahooed 'Dick Cheney is an idiot', just to see what I'd get. There are some very good laughs here. For example, Bret Schundler (R) selected a photo of Howard Dean at a rally, and PhotoShop'ed himself in place of Howard - to show him as being highly energized and popular. WHAT A MAROON!!! ;P Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:26:13 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1661343cheneyisAnidiotconservativeidiotsexamplesofConservativesArefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1557330 unknown@Netscape.com a tragic escalation among a group of third graders who were debating whether puppy dogs were cuter than kittens sent three of the young rascals to the principal's office and their beleaguered teacher to an area hospital where she now remains in stable condition. Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:13:41 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1557330satireClearlypuppiesAreCuterNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1531170 unknown@Netscape.com First, they came for the spinach. I remember the day last September. The supermarket had a new kind of salad dressing, one that looked like it would taste good with spinach. I went to the produce section to buy a bag. But they all had been recalled. Three people had died from E. coli contamination from eating spinach. I decided I could live w Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:13:35 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1531170conservativePolicesAreruiningyourhealthNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1517296 unknown@Netscape.com When Catholic protesters recently shut down a New York exhibit displaying a naked, life-sized Jesus sculpted from chocolate, the outcry wasn't totally unexpected. Labeled offensive by critics, the artwork touched an angry nerve by pushing religion and nudity -- two substances that historically don't mix -- into the limelight. While the media was qu Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:04:26 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1517296whyAreAmericansAfraidofbeingnakedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1473781 unknown@Netscape.com Three years ago, when he returned from Iraq and a stint in the U.S. Army, Herold Noel thought he'd be treated as a hero. Instead, he faced a series of degradations, including learning he was ineligible for public-housing assistance. That's when Noel went back to the red Jeep that had become his home at night. That's when Noel - fueled by alcohol Mon, 16 Apr 2007 17:53:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1473781vetsArehomeandhomelessNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1424881 unknown@Netscape.com When stuffed bunnies mix it up, they mix it UP! Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:22:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1424881stuffedbunniesArecuteButdoNotgetthemangryNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1400995 unknown@Netscape.com The 35-year-old woman handled her 9 mm Glock with ease. For three straight days, she honed her aim and hit bull's-eye after bull's-eye from the firing line at the Boston Gun Range. Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:57:12 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1400995gunrentalsAreeasyfiringRangesNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1336066 unknown@Netscape.com An explanation for why you don't see mythical animals at the zoo. Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:09:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1336066theseAresomeseriouslyendangeredanimalshereNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1232667 unknown@Netscape.com This is a very graphic collection of photos of civilian victims of this war. (Mostly children.) If you are a very sensitive person or have small children while opening the pictures (20 pages) be cautious. Is this "Collateral damage" and Iraqi people is better now because we gave them freedom ? Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:57:58 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1232667iraqcivilianschildrenInjuriesAreWeprolifeorNotNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1152170 unknown@Netscape.com Each year, German officials give a press conference displaying some of the contraband seized by customs police. This year, they reported that German customs seized over five times as many pirated goods in 2006 as they did in 2005. Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:22:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1152170whatAreWeSmugglingNews http://web2announcer.com/go/986136 unknown@Netscape.com CHATTANOOGA, TN-In a move that industry observers are already calling desperate, McKee Foods today unveiled new packaging for Little Debbie Zebra Cakes that attempts to emphasize the snack's feeble nutritional value. Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:16:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/986136satirezebraCakesAreSoooooGoooodNews http://web2announcer.com/go/987038 unknown@Netscape.com Playing with your food takes on a whole new meaning when your food starts playing back! Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:00:57 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/987038becausegreenvegetablesAregoodforyouNews http://web2announcer.com/go/910546 unknown@Netscape.com Actor John Inman, best known for his role as camp shop assistant Mr Humphries in the long-running BBC comedy "Are You Being Served?" died aged 71 on Thursday. Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:04:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/910546bbccomedyAreyoubeingServedjohnInmanObituaryNews http://web2announcer.com/go/869338 unknown@Netscape.com Concerned about how evil you are? More concerned that you may not be evil enough? Take this quiz and stop worrying! Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:12:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/869338quizomgyouAresoevilNews http://web2announcer.com/go/247448 unknown@Netscape.com The vaccine for the bubonic plague, previously the biggest killer in Europe before bad dental hygiene, has finally been developed by scientists in the United Kingdom. However, despite the breakthrough experts fear that it may be too late to prevent the Black Death epidemic. Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:17:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/247448CorpsesfromThemiddleAgesArebeingInnoculatedAnywayNews http://web2announcer.com/go/229838 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:46:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/229838satireWereNotReallySwitchingSidesatleastIDontThinkWeAreNews http://web2announcer.com/go/133968 unknown@Netscape.com With the new Congress taking over hopes are high. What could the Democrats do to keep the majority and win the Whitehouse? Well, abortion is the one of the most divisive issues out there. In fact, if you could take the abortion issue off the Democratic charter, you could make half the Red states Blue. Democrats couldn't lose an election. Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:22:48 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/133968gaysAreApparentlygoodDancersNews