added 2007 Sat Jun 2 10:28:40 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland Reporting - Scientists from around the world convened at the University of Zurich today to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge but out of sheer hatred for the little rodents.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland Reporting - Scientists from around the world convened at the University of Zurich today to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge but out of sheer hatred for the little rodents.
added 2007 Wed May 23 21:36:32 by ind06
Odd bug-like creatures harass each other with crude sounds and deplorable behavior.
Odd bug-like creatures harass each other with crude sounds and deplorable behavior.
added 2007 Mon May 14 19:24:20 by STONERS
Gas prices vary widely across the USA. There are several reasons for the disparity, including competition, taxes, gasoline blends, distance from refineries and even land values. Nationwide, the average price for regular gasoline on Friday was $3.042 per gallon, up fractionally from the previous day, according to motorist club AAA.
Gas prices vary widely across the USA. There are several reasons for the disparity, including competition, taxes, gasoline blends, distance from refineries and even land values. Nationwide, the average price for regular gasoline on Friday was $3.042 per gallon, up fractionally from the previous day, according to motorist club AAA.
added 2007 Tue May 8 10:14:04 by gatitabonitasen
The invasion of Iraq was launched four years ago with a "shock and awe" display of American military might. As bombs fell, Baghdad's skyline lit up. Today, United States taxpayers are faced with a bill for the war that could also inspire shock and awe. Through Sunday, the war's cost was $423 billion, according to an online cost mete
The invasion of Iraq was launched four years ago with a "shock and awe" display of American military might. As bombs fell, Baghdad's skyline lit up. Today, United States taxpayers are faced with a bill for the war that could also inspire shock and awe. Through Sunday, the war's cost was $423 billion, according to an online cost mete
added 2007 Thu May 3 12:18:00 by ind06
Witness the birth cycle of the rare trans-Saharan European Shpongle!
Witness the birth cycle of the rare trans-Saharan European Shpongle!
added 2007 Sun Apr 29 19:26:13 by Edinbug
On a lark, I yahooed 'Dick Cheney is an idiot', just to see what I'd get. There are some very good laughs here. For example, Bret Schundler (R) selected a photo of Howard Dean at a rally, and PhotoShop'ed himself in place of Howard - to show him as being highly energized and popular. WHAT A MAROON!!! ;P
On a lark, I yahooed 'Dick Cheney is an idiot', just to see what I'd get. There are some very good laughs here. For example, Bret Schundler (R) selected a photo of Howard Dean at a rally, and PhotoShop'ed himself in place of Howard - to show him as being highly energized and popular. WHAT A MAROON!!! ;P
added 2007 Sun Apr 22 11:13:41 by ind06
a tragic escalation among a group of third graders who were debating whether puppy dogs were cuter than kittens sent three of the young rascals to the principal's office and their beleaguered teacher to an area hospital where she now remains in stable condition.
a tragic escalation among a group of third graders who were debating whether puppy dogs were cuter than kittens sent three of the young rascals to the principal's office and their beleaguered teacher to an area hospital where she now remains in stable condition.
added 2007 Fri Apr 20 11:13:35 by gatitabonitasen
First, they came for the spinach. I remember the day last September. The supermarket had a new kind of salad dressing, one that looked like it would taste good with spinach. I went to the produce section to buy a bag. But they all had been recalled. Three people had died from E. coli contamination from eating spinach. I decided I could live w
First, they came for the spinach. I remember the day last September. The supermarket had a new kind of salad dressing, one that looked like it would taste good with spinach. I went to the produce section to buy a bag. But they all had been recalled. Three people had died from E. coli contamination from eating spinach. I decided I could live w
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 11:04:26 by gatitabonitasen
When Catholic protesters recently shut down a New York exhibit displaying a naked, life-sized Jesus sculpted from chocolate, the outcry wasn't totally unexpected. Labeled offensive by critics, the artwork touched an angry nerve by pushing religion and nudity -- two substances that historically don't mix -- into the limelight. While the media was qu
When Catholic protesters recently shut down a New York exhibit displaying a naked, life-sized Jesus sculpted from chocolate, the outcry wasn't totally unexpected. Labeled offensive by critics, the artwork touched an angry nerve by pushing religion and nudity -- two substances that historically don't mix -- into the limelight. While the media was qu
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Three years ago, when he returned from Iraq and a stint in the U.S. Army, Herold Noel thought he'd be treated as a hero. Instead, he faced a series of degradations, including learning he was ineligible for public-housing assistance. That's when Noel went back to the red Jeep that had become his home at night. That's when Noel - fueled by alcohol
Three years ago, when he returned from Iraq and a stint in the U.S. Army, Herold Noel thought he'd be treated as a hero. Instead, he faced a series of degradations, including learning he was ineligible for public-housing assistance. That's when Noel went back to the red Jeep that had become his home at night. That's when Noel - fueled by alcohol
added 2007 Wed Apr 11 19:57:12 by STONERS
The 35-year-old woman handled her 9 mm Glock with ease. For three straight days, she honed her aim and hit bull's-eye after bull's-eye from the firing line at the Boston Gun Range.
The 35-year-old woman handled her 9 mm Glock with ease. For three straight days, she honed her aim and hit bull's-eye after bull's-eye from the firing line at the Boston Gun Range.
added 2007 Sat Apr 7 10:09:22 by ind06
An explanation for why you don't see mythical animals at the zoo.
An explanation for why you don't see mythical animals at the zoo.
added 2007 Fri Mar 30 20:57:58 by Macondo
This is a very graphic collection of photos of civilian victims of this war. (Mostly children.) If you are a very sensitive person or have small children while opening the pictures (20 pages) be cautious. Is this "Collateral damage" and Iraqi people is better now because we gave them freedom ?
This is a very graphic collection of photos of civilian victims of this war. (Mostly children.) If you are a very sensitive person or have small children while opening the pictures (20 pages) be cautious. Is this "Collateral damage" and Iraqi people is better now because we gave them freedom ?
added 2007 Sun Mar 25 15:22:51 by Varadinum
Each year, German officials give a press conference displaying some of the contraband seized by customs police. This year, they reported that German customs seized over five times as many pirated goods in 2006 as they did in 2005.
Each year, German officials give a press conference displaying some of the contraband seized by customs police. This year, they reported that German customs seized over five times as many pirated goods in 2006 as they did in 2005.
added 2007 Wed Mar 14 10:16:22 by ind06
CHATTANOOGA, TN-In a move that industry observers are already calling desperate, McKee Foods today unveiled new packaging for Little Debbie Zebra Cakes that attempts to emphasize the snack's feeble nutritional value.
CHATTANOOGA, TN-In a move that industry observers are already calling desperate, McKee Foods today unveiled new packaging for Little Debbie Zebra Cakes that attempts to emphasize the snack's feeble nutritional value.
added 2007 Wed Mar 14 9:00:57 by ind06
Playing with your food takes on a whole new meaning when your food starts playing back!
Playing with your food takes on a whole new meaning when your food starts playing back!
added 2007 Fri Mar 9 0:04:23 by TechnologyExpert
Actor John Inman, best known for his role as camp shop assistant Mr Humphries in the long-running BBC comedy "Are You Being Served?" died aged 71 on Thursday.
Actor John Inman, best known for his role as camp shop assistant Mr Humphries in the long-running BBC comedy "Are You Being Served?" died aged 71 on Thursday.
added 2007 Tue Mar 6 11:12:01 by ind06
Concerned about how evil you are? More concerned that you may not be evil enough? Take this quiz and stop worrying!
Concerned about how evil you are? More concerned that you may not be evil enough? Take this quiz and stop worrying!
added 2007 Sun Jan 21 8:17:21 by ind06
The vaccine for the bubonic plague, previously the biggest killer in Europe before bad dental hygiene, has finally been developed by scientists in the United Kingdom. However, despite the breakthrough experts fear that it may be too late to prevent the Black Death epidemic.
The vaccine for the bubonic plague, previously the biggest killer in Europe before bad dental hygiene, has finally been developed by scientists in the United Kingdom. However, despite the breakthrough experts fear that it may be too late to prevent the Black Death epidemic.
added 2007 Sat Jan 20 2:46:01 by ind06
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
added 2007 Fri Jan 12 11:22:48 by ind06
With the new Congress taking over hopes are high. What could the Democrats do to keep the majority and win the Whitehouse? Well, abortion is the one of the most divisive issues out there. In fact, if you could take the abortion issue off the Democratic charter, you could make half the Red states Blue. Democrats couldn't lose an election.
With the new Congress taking over hopes are high. What could the Democrats do to keep the majority and win the Whitehouse? Well, abortion is the one of the most divisive issues out there. In fact, if you could take the abortion issue off the Democratic charter, you could make half the Red states Blue. Democrats couldn't lose an election.
